The Insane Diary Of A Weird Freak

Sun, 22 May 2005 10:56:42 GMT

Have you ever noticed the general stupidity of the majority of the human race? Today's episode:

Why is the sky blue?

Cos It's reflecting the oceans.

Oh. Then, why are the oceans blue?

They reflect the sky.

Um, hello people? Is this a chicken or egg conundrum, or just plain stupidity. Signs point to stupidity.

So much point in getting a journal online...

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 09:19:34 GMT

I mean, how long has it been since i last posted here? The novelty last about two weeks, and then this ceased to exist, until suddenly a movie has a goat in it, which reminded me of the livejournal mascot, frank. it must have been about a year since i last posted, and it's not like anything interesting ever happens to me anyway (well, there was that time i was abducted by aliens and they made me their queen and high commander, but that's another story.) So i figure I'll shoot this in the head now, and vow never to post here again. Whaddya think?

The Pterodactyl Woman

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 00:32:44 GMT

You heard me right: Pterodactyl Woman. She really is like some kind of prehistoric monster. She has a brain the size of a Stegosaur, the fashion sense of an Apatosaur, and the breath of a Tyrannosaur. And she is my philosophy teacher. All petty insults i suppose, but true none the less. She is also a biology teacher, yet she thinks frogs eat grass. She also refuses to accept any argument against her own philosophy, and is a complete hypocrite. She complains endlessly about people interrupting her, yet she cuts people off in the middle of their sentences. If anyone asks a question, she tells, no YELLS at them to not interrupt. If anyone answers a question, she yells at them for talking out of turn. And if anyone thinks of a logical argument against something she wants, she responds with "No, that's wrong." AND SHE'S A FREAKING PHILOSOPHY TEACHER, AND SHE TELLS US TO THINK LOGICALLY, AND TO EXPRESS OUR OPINIONS, AND THEN YELLS AT US FOR DOING SO!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

what we need...

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 09:22:02 GMT

We need a jokes and riddles collection. Everyone needs cheering occasionally with just a weird or wacky joke, or a riddle to distract their thoughts. Any good jokes?

I have a lame riddle: When is a Horse bigger than a House?

Fan Fiction

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 09:12:44 GMT

Well, I've started writing my very first FanFic. Of course, it is Andromeda, so most of you people won't be very interested. I have emailed the first Chapter/Section to www.thecommanddeck.com but it's not published, and also not finished. I'm obviously new at this, so no doubt mercury's winter will want some changes first. Anyway, that's what's going on in my life. Well, there's a whole heap of stress, exhaustion and depression too, but I'm sure you don't want to hear about it.

X-Men 3

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:24:02 GMT

Does anybody know any news about X-Men 3? Is there even going to be one? Surely there has to be!

Talking to myself...

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 05:41:26 GMT

I have developed a very nasty habit of talking to myself recently. And now people are answering.

Okay, I sound like a schitzo.

No, I mean real people. They answer the things I ask myself. I tell them to ignore me talking to myself, but then they don't pay any attention when i am talking to them!

In other news, there is no spoon.

Damn that saying!

Hmm...

Tue, 18 May 2004 01:33:57 GMT

What's happening in the life of Me? Nothing! That's What!

Oh yeah, and I saw Van Helsing on the weekend too. Pretty good. Is this a 'To Be Continued...' thing, or what?

Glomping

Fri, 14 May 2004 07:49:34 GMT

What IS Glomping?

Anybody?

Important Event

Tue, 11 May 2004 01:30:56 GMT

As you all know, I'm obsessed with Andromeda. Well yestersay, I GOT THE SECOND BOOK! YIPPEE!
It's really great (well of course it is, it's Andromeda!). But it inspired me to look for more books on the net. I have the first, but the third book is $47 or something. Way too much. Even for Andromeda.

Oh well. I'll borrow it from the library. But I wanted to own them all!

Please ignore last entry.

Tue, 13 Apr 2004 01:33:04 GMT

I did, of course, figure it out two seconds after i wrote it.

Note to self: Try looking before you leap.

Hmm...

Tue, 13 Apr 2004 01:31:04 GMT

Does someone wanna tell me how i get friends here? How do I choose them or whatever? Anybody? Heeeelp!

Maybe I should try writing about my day.

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 12:54:48 GMT

I'll bore you all to tears, but oh well. I am now officially on School Holidays. I got my report, 2 A's 2B's 2C's. Yeah pretty boring. On the upside though, SCHOOL HOLIDAYS! Yippee!

So, I have an LJ...

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 04:51:21 GMT

Now what?

I guess I'll just write here when I feel like it.

...

Nothing really to say now, I'll get back to it.